HE TRIED TO KISS HER FIVE TIMES.
Fandom: Spongebob Squarepants
“Spongebob is my fav fuck buddy, because he has so many penetrable holes, he is such a moist little boy.
Last night I had gay sex with Mr. Krabbs. He tried to snip my penis off. Besides he had baby crabs that frolicked in his pubes. They had sex with my genitals crabs.”
Selena Gomez, Sierra Kusterbeck and Jess Bowen
Requested by: queensierra
down with this ship
Thank you, kind sire.