the sweetest, but blunt one
gretchen wieners: i'm rich cause my dad invented the toster strudel
the basket case
this is my wife
the dragon that eats people that don't do the research
Part of the Breakfast Club.
the head wife of my harem
head husband of my harem
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HE TRIED TO KISS HER FIVE TIMES.
Fandom: Spongebob Squarepants
“Spongebob is my fav fuck buddy, because he has so many penetrable holes, he is such a moist little boy.
Last night I had gay sex with Mr. Krabbs. He tried to snip my penis off. Besides he had baby crabs that frolicked in his pubes. They had sex with my genitals crabs.”
Selena Gomez, Sierra Kusterbeck and Jess Bowen
Requested by: queensierra
down with this ship
Thank you, kind sire.